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"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."
Tags:messiah, messiahs, messianic complex, messianic complexes, doctor, doctors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatrics, treatment, treatments, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, analyst, analysts, psychoanalysis, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, reverse psychology, kiss the ring, kisses the ring, kissing the ring
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
Tags:prayer, pray, praying, prayers, kneel, kneeling, god, gods, god in heaven, heaven, request, requesting, prayed, prays, religion, religious, religiously, religions, demanding, demand, demands, demanded, high maintenance, fickle, lightning, lightening, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, worship, worships
"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
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"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
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'The words ‘in conclusion' always generate profound appreciation when Fred makes a presentation.'
"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."
Tags:election, elections, president, presidential, presidential election, incumbent, incumbents, worship, worships, choice, choices, candidate, candidates, god, gods, primitive, ancestor, ancestors, early religion, democracy, democratic government, caveman, cavemen, early man, australopithecus, hominid, hominids, polytheism, polytheistic
'They're all involved in the decision-making process.'
'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'
"Is nothing sacred?"
Worshipping the free market...
'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'
Put it in writing!
Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?
"Looks like your sacrifice fly wasn't enough to appease the Gods."
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"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
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Aquarium Religious Ceremonies
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"Ever get the feeling the all-powerful one is just mocking us?"
'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'
'I'm praying for foam kneelers.'
'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'
Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'