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"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
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Supermart: No Parking Except For You.
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"OK people, let's start with a really hard one... Can anybody tell me what these are...?"
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"It's just a little summons for parking illegally in front of the restaurant. This won't affect our relationship, will it, Darlene?"
"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."
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'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'
Health Care Consultant on Call.
"If you're going into the shop Marge, be quick. The traffic wardens around here are notoriously sneaky."
"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."
"For parking in a handicap space, I sentence you to 30 days in a wheelchair!'
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Santa's sleigh is being towed - 'No sleigh parking'.
"Oi!... Who just put this ticket on my car?!"
No Parking in Firelane.
'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'
'I parked all my retirement money in a safe investment vehicle. It got towed.'
Patrolman writes ticket for witch's broom parked illegally.
A man chasing tow truck as his car is hoisted onto flat bed.
Warning: Any car found parked outside this building will be clumped.
'A a rough guess it says, 'congratulations on a neat bit of parking.''
Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'
'No you're not on a double yellow, you're on my foot.'