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Slammer on the Spot
"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."
"This will look great on our bedroom wall."
"Promise? No more shenanigans?"
"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
'After you told me you were a man of convictions, I checked. Sure enough, you've been convicted of 2 felonies and 4 misdemeanors.'
'So the governments crackdown on crime is working then?..Three hours we've been sat here...and not a single misdemeanour!'
"One night in a moment of rage, I tore off a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law' tag from a pillow!"
"The prisons are full. Check back with us in about six months."
"I've called you all here because you are experts in your own areas of misdemeanour...Unfortunately, I can't remember why..."