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"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."
'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'
Humpty the Game Warden
"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
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Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.
'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'
A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.
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'Now what does that game warden want? He's already checked my license.'
Hook Free Zone.
Fishing Strictly Prohibited!
'Honestly, I was just washing my worms.'
'Look at it this way: by not catching anything, you're insuring that fishing is sustainable.'
'Make no mistake Tomlinson...it's a jungle out there.'
'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'
'You don't actually need a license to hunt balloon animals!'
'I hope you've got a licence to fish here.'
'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'
Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'
'You better have a hunting license.'
'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'
'No fishing beyond this point.'
'What do you mean I can't take the HOV lane? There are two of us?'