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'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'
"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."
"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"
"Okay, kids, it's time to take shelter."
The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.
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Find out why your mower has not been returned.
God builds the first lawn mower.
'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'
'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.
"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."
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Biker Lawn Mower
"The homeowners association called to remind you there's no shirtless lawnmowing past age forty-five."
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Lawn Mower Bike.
"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."
"My lawnmower burns too much gas. Can I borrow the herd?"
"Must get a longer cable."
The world's first riding lawn mower.
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"I want a beer can holder with a riding mower built around it."
"Are the racing strips really necessary?"
"Can I borrow your lawnmower...and you?"
'The Company has gone green.'
'What makes you drink I'm thunk, officer deputy, sir?'
"Borrow my lawn-mower? Sorry, she's out."
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