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"Maybe yes. Maybe no."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, decision, decisions, decision maker, decision makers, big decision, big decisions, indecisive, indecisiveness, incompetent, incompetence, useless, uselessness, unreliable, unreliability
"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
Tags:violin, violins, violinist, violinists, job market, current job market, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, unemployed, unemployment, talent, talents, skill, skills, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, useless, uselessness, extra curricular, extra-curricular, musician, musicians
It's the thought that counts: Totally useless gifts.
"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, lazy cat, lazy cats, existential crisis, new perspective, new perspectives, regret, regrets, wasting time, waste of time, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, mid year, mid-year, july, summer
Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.
"Driftwood, deadwood—what the hell's the difference?"
Tags:boss, bosses, employee, employees, executive, executives, manager, managers, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, driftwood, drift wood, deadwood, dead wood, dead weight, deadweight, lazy, laziness, management, fired, firing, fire, sack, sacking, getting fired, sacked getting the sack, pink slip, pink slips, laid off, laid-off, laying off, canned, getting canned, useless, uselessness, unproductive, unproductiveness, incompetent, incompetence, ineffectual
Six people walk one dog.
Tags:incompetent, incompetence, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, inefficient, inefficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, redundant, redundancy, useless, uselessness, too many cooks, waste of energy, wastes of energy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, look after, looked after, leash, leashes, lead, leads
The Queen Meets Auto-Reply
Tags:evil queen, the evil queen, snow white, fairy tale, fairy tales.fairy story, fairy stories, mirror mirror, auto reply, auto-reply, auto response, predictive text, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, algorithm, the algorithm, unhelpful, useless, uselessness, bad technology, failed technology, automatic reply, text, texts, texting, messaging, messages, online messaging
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
"You've done a good job downsizing, but we've decided to outsource your function."
Tags:fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, downsize, downsizing, outsource, outsourcing, modern life, useless, uselessness, job cut, job cuts, taste of your own medicine, karma, come uppance
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
Tags:office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
Tags:western, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, martini, martinis, cowboy, cowboys, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, drunk, drunks, drinking, over the limit, cocktail, cocktails, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over the limit, ineffectual, useless, uselessness, unprofessional, professionalism
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crime, crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."
"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."
Tags:invention, inventions, wheel, inventor, inventors, inventing, complicated, needlessly complex, complex, complexity, pointless, useless, uselessness, pointlessness, worthless, overcomplicate, overcomplicating, overcomplicated, solution, solutions, solve a problem, solving a problem, problem solver, problem solvers, technology, technological solution, technological solutions, techie, techies, caveman, cavemen
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fights, no no, no-no, tell off, tell-off, telling off, wagging the finger, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, ineffective, ineffectiveness, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness
"Watching people argue about the world situation night after night makes me feel like I'm doing something about it."
Tags:talking head, talking heads, argue, argues, arguing, debate, debates, debating, political debate, political debates, news, news cycle, news cycles, useless, uselessness, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, slacktivist, slacktivists, slacktivism, political state, political states, change, changes, force for change, forces for change, complacent, complacency, news cycle, news cycles, television news, tv news, news show, news shows
"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."
Tags:oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervision
Executive Softball League
Tags:executive, executives, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, expectant, expectation, expectations, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, upper class, upper classes, idle rich, rich, wealthy, powerful, elite, elites, baseball, softball, softball league, outfield, outfielder, outfielders
Crap from the future.
Tags:razor, razors, razorblade, razorblades, razor blade, razor blades, safety razor, safety razors, special feature, special features, feature, features, future, futurist, futurists, future product, future products, blade, blades, deluxe razor, deluxe razors, useless, uselessness, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, modern life, modern times, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, better mousetrap, better mousetraps, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors
"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
Tags:government, the government, politician, politicians, right hand, the right hand, right hand man, incompetent, incompetence, us politics, white house, the white house, admit, inadequate, inadequacy, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, useless, uselessness, co-ordination, co ordination, no co-ordination, no co ordination
Tags:masters degree, masters degrees, master of fine arts, masters of fine arts, fine art, fine arts, poet, poets, poetry, presentation, presentations, businessman, businessmen, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, business presentation, business presentations, mfa, mfas, m.f.a., m.f.a.s, fine arts degree, fine arts degrees, useless, uselessness
For Emergency Use Only
Tags:husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteem
"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"