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"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."
"I turned my ankle and this gentleman was kind enough..."
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
"Mother? You might want to rethink posting #Momswhoread."
"What if I'd stayed home ever night curled up with a book – where would you be."
"Mom! You're embarrassing me!"
"If you just used your eyes you'd see plenty of men!"
"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."
"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."
A Close Call
No Mum, I'm not gonna marry him...once she's dead I won't have to deal with this crap. Oh god, what am I thinking?
"A manipulator is someone who has carefully studied the existential limitations of others and who knows how to take full advantage of those limitations, I am not that person."
"Oh no! It's my mother! Oh no! It's my mother!"