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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
Tags:literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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"Whoops!...Forgot my wallet. Can you take care of this?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, cheap date, cheap dates, money, finances, forgetting your wallet, paying the bill, bill, bills, check, checks, cheque, cheques, paying, man, men, unfunded, no funding, excuse, excuses
The Last Brunch.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, the last supper, last supper, disciple, disciples, restaurant, restaurants, bill, bills, paying the bill, money, paying, meal, meals, brunch, brunches, eating out, dining out, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, argument, arguments, arguing
"I can't believe I waited this long to get a financial support animal."
"Hey, this is on me!"
Tags:uncle sam, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american symbol, american symbols, personification, world, globe, earth, planet earth, global, international, international relations, foreign relations, diplomacy, money, finances, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, footing the bill, paying the bill, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, paying, politics, government, governments, symbolic
"I am haunted by the idea that the basic axioms on which the arithmetic is based may invalidate these computations."
Tags:the bill, paying the bill, eating out, dining out, restaurant, customer, customers, bad customer, bad customers, mathematician, mathematicians, contradiction, contradictions, difficult customer, difficult customers, overthink, overthinking, overthinker, overthinkers, over think, over thinker, over thinkers, contest, dispute, disputing, being difficult
"You will soon be stuck with the check."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, chinese food, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, prediction, predictions, fortune, fortunes, future, check, checks, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, pay, payment, money, paying the bill, paying the cheque, paying the check, stuck with the check, stuck with the bill, stuck with the cheque, end of the meal, accurate
"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."
Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.
Tags:first dates, restaurant bills, bacterias, microbiologist, microbiologists, asexual reproduction, expensive date, expensive dates, first date, restaurant bill, paying the bill, boyfriend, gentleman, bacteria, bacterium, cell division, binary fission, biology, micro-biology, microorganism, microorganisms
"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"
Tags:diner, out to eat, restaurant, paying the bill, paying the tab, food, breakfast, lunch, meal, mealtime, eat, waitress, server, bard, musician, minstrel, minstrels, minstrelry, barter, extra crispy, medieval, entertainer, singer, lute, stringed instrument, mandolin, cittern, citterns, song, songs, ballad, ballads, ribaldry
"You're right—they did charge you for the Heimlich maneuver."
Tags:restaurant, eating out, dining out, choke, choking, heimlich maneuver, free bread, free water, bill, bills, paying the bill, receipt, receipts, checking the bill, checking the receipt, overcharge, overcharged, overcharging, over-charge, over-charged, over-charging, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, waiting staff, catering staff, tricked, trickery, underhand, under-hand
"You might as well pay the check now. I've already decided to ignore you for the rest of the evening."
"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."
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"Would you mind getting lunch? All my money is in a blind trust."
Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant
Bob always ended up footing the bill.
The Ostrich Syndrome: 'Who gets the check?'
'This only covers half the bill. Haven't you heard that twenties are the new tens?'
'What severance package?'
'I hate having to eat and run. Did you bring any money?'
"Unfortunately, I'm working on a shoestring budget, so you'd be reconnecting my cable for the exposure..."How actors pay the bills.