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Belling the Cat
'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'
When Moms Dance
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'Check out the six pack on the new guy!'
"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'
'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'
"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."
'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'
'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'
'That kid just said because my parents are a dish and a fork, that makes me a DORK.'
Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'
'You're wearing my clothes! And I look like a dork.'
"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"
Quickly realizing that her blind date was a dork, Amy began chewing on her emergency supply of garlic cloves.
Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.
Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
Unauthorized Biography Section
'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'
'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'
"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."
"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"