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"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"
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"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."
And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"Yessirree, kids, your mother is one heck of a gal!"
Tags:mother, mothers, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, labor, labors, laboring, labour, labours, labouring, parent, parents, parenting, cart, carts, pull a cart, pulls a cart, pulling a cart, rickshaw, rickshaws, burden, burdens, bearer of burden, bearing the burden, marriage, marriages, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
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A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.
'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'
'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'
"I'm sorry...we only invited immediate family."
"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"
"Joey, have you forgotten that you owe me $5 for lunch yesterday?"
"Nacho, I let you borrow $500 last year...and you've only paid back $20."
"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"
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"That was my cousin Ignacio. He's coming over."
"Do you believe in free speech?"
"Did you lend Cousin Nacho money to buy seats for his Chevy Torpedo?"
"This is my nephew Santiago. He always asked me for money...$50...$100...$200!"
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"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."
"So tell me...what's it like having all of your stuff taken?"
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"Remember when I borrowed 20 bucks from you...and you laughed when I said I'd pay you back right away?"
"Tia Carmen, we're hungry. Can you fix us something?"
Tags:baldo, meal, meals, homecooked meal, homecooked meals, home-cooked meal, home-cooked meals, hungry, hunger, hungers, mooch, mooches, mooching, lunch, lunchtime, lunch-time, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter, jelly, jam, favorite sandwich, favorite sandwiches, favourite sandwich, favourite sandwiches
"Papi, what do you have in your retirement plan?"
Tags:baldo, retirement, retirement savings, retirement saving account, retirement savings accounts, retirement plan, retirement plans, pension, penions, 401k, 401(k), savings, savings account, live off children, living off children, savings plan, savings plans, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"
Tags:baldo, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, phone scam, phone scams, distrust, distrusts, distrustful, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, wire, wire money, wiring money, wires money, accent, accents, tell, tells, jail, jails, jailed, lazy, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, lack of trust