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"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
Tags:fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, mod con, mod cons, consumer, consumers, consumerism, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, learning curve, learning curves, complication, complications, over complication, over-complication, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages
"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
Tags:genie, genies, genie in a lamp, magic lamp, magic lamps, aladdin, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, toaster, toasters, bagel, bagels, breakfast, breakfast time, breakfast bagel, breakfast bagels, wish, wishes, three wishes, 3 wishes, advice, good advice, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances
"I wanted a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged
'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'
"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
Tags:btu, b.t.u., british thermal unit, british thermal units, cooker, cookers, radiator, radiators, grill, grills, oven, ovens, hob, hobs, dinner party, dinner parties, house party, house parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, showing off, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, boring, small talk, small-talk, show off, show-off, engineer, engineers
"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"
'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'
"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"
Tags:kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, gadget, gadgets, kitchen, mixer, mixers, smoothie maker, smoothie makers, smoothing making, us industry, us economy, american economy, american industry, american manufacturing, us manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers
'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'
'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'
It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
Tags:for whom the bell tolls, poet, poets, poetry, john donne, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, sleepless night, sleepless nights, exhausted, exhaustion, insomnia, insomniac, irritating, irritation, irritations, hmm, humming
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"
"Does it come with magnets?"
Jim checks his breadbox
'Listen, Blender, I'm not flashing you on purpose to flirt. My clock just hasn't been set.'
Tags:microwave, microwaves, microwaving, blenders, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flashing, flasher, flashers, love life, love-life, chatup, chat up, chat-up, line, lines, pickup, pick-up, pick up, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, blender, flirting
'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'
'Relax. We're taking you somewhere nice and toasty!'
"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'
'How about another round of applause for my can opener.'
"We've got to do something with the fridge. He's becoming power hungry."