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'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'
"Any chance I can get you to order a pizza?"
'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'
'No whey, Jose!'
Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch
'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'
What really frightened Miss Muffet away,
'Sure, I came down to take a look. But I didn't know the broad had a heart condition. Curds n' Whey is good and all, but I'd have to be one sick western spotted orbweaver to kill for it.'
'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)
Little Miss Muffet Vending Machine: Curds, whey, tuffet, and bug spray.
"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"
'A tuffet, some curds and whey, and a moment of weakness - the next thing you know I'm a registered sex offender.'
'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'
'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'
Should we stay out and curdle by the fire?