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Turf War on West 49th Street
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"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"
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"Hey! Are you wearing a wedding ring?"
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"It's General Douglas MacArthur."
"Yes, but what are your goals?"
"Your story of alien abduction is very compelling, Mr. Federson..."
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"I'm a religious nut."
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I am a total nut job
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Blah, blah, blah. Just once he'd like to have someone walk in and start frothing at the mouth.
"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."
"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"
'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)
House of parliament - May contain nuts.
'It isn't even lunchtime and I've already had my five fruits.'
"You were talking to yourself?- Good for a moment I thought you had one of these dreadful mobile phone things!"
'Go on then, leave, I don't care. I knew when we got married you was a nutcase...'
He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.
'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'
You are what you collect.
Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.
A Loony Bin
'Vlad the lad formerly Vlad the impaler.'
"Right there in the caf�, Neal decided he could really murder..."
"Objection, your honor! Council should refrain from referring to my client as a 'nutcase'."