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"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."
(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"
"One blackbird pizza?"
"If you're such a great king, why aren't you in your counting house?"
"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."
'The king is in the counting house counting up his mutual fund profits.'
"You never go to your counting house any more."
"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."
'We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie.'
'I think you'll enjoy this change of pace, Sire. Four and twenty blackbirds, peanuts and a prize!'
'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'
'You need to spend more time in the counting house, Majesty, and less in the wine cellar.'
Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.
'Blackbird helper' meal being picked up by a King in supermarket.
'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'
'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'
'The king is in his counting house.'
'Half bread and honey, and half blackbirds.'
'It was terrible -- four and twenty of us baked in a pie.'
Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.