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"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."
"Turns out he had the body of a much younger man—in his fridge."
"Phil did a little soul-searching last night, but he came up empty-handed."
"Daddy, I want to come home."
'Your bath's ready dear'
'Look, Frank. It's just not working. Every morning you wake up full of pricks and I can't get the stink off.'
'Then he told me - To know him was to love him. That's when I dumped him.'
'He's left me for good, this time. Says he wants to live life in the fast lane.'
"Yes, I realize we hardly know each other, that in many ways, we're still strangers... but don't you see? That's the ingredient which was missing in all of my previous marriages!"