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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, sins, judgement, judgements, judgement days, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, the after life, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers, blaspheme, blaspheming, let off, let-off, lucky escape, lucky escapes
"In our lifetimes, Thora, many, bad things may happen to us, but we'll never be stuck in an elevator."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, modern life, modern times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, lucky escape, lucky escape, trapped in a lift, trapped in an elevator
"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."
"Nice lip piercing."
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"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, afterlife, heaven, angel, angels, money, banking, bank, banks, interest rate, interest rates, rising, increasing, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, investing, wall street, economy, economic policy, finances, lucky escape, lucky escapes
"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."
Happiness is... escaping the bar without your therapist seeing you."
"Consider yourself chased."
Tags:lucky break, lucky breaks, luck, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, archer, archers, archery, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, lucky escape, lucky escapes, close call, close calls, target, targets, targeted, bully, bullies, office bully, office bullies, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment
"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."
"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."
Tags:motivation speaker, motivational speakers, lucky, luck, lucky escape, lucky escapes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, hook and line, close call, close calls, escape, escapes, take advantage, taking advantage, fish, fishes, profiteering, profiteer, giving advice, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fortune, fortunes, get rich quick
"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."
Tags:matisse, henri matisse, famous artist, famous artists, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, favorite show, favourite shows, bad tv, bad television, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, escape, escape, lucky escape, feigning disappointment, caught out, caugh-out, tv, television
"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas season, christmas shopping, christmas party, christmas parties, office party, office parties, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, in prison, in jail, in gaol, gaol, jail, jails, jail time, locked up, inside, family relationships, grateful, gratitude, lucky escape, lucky escapes, festive cheer, bar humbug
"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, second chance, second chances, talk show, talk shows, char show, chat shows, fish hook, fish hooks, interview, interviews, tv interview, tv interviews, television interview, television interviews, faith, having faith, start over, starting over, lucky, luckiness, lucky escape, lucky escapes, close shave, close shaves
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'
'Oh, will you stop blubbering?!... I've come for the guy at the end of the bar!'
'Phew, that was close!'
Have you ever been arrested? No, I've never been caught.
'Woo! Close call!'
'Mountain guru avoids getting killed by falling boulder.'
'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'
Firemen catching fat jumper.