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"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."
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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
"This is what you get in night court, sonny."
"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."
Werewolf on the moon.
Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.
Unfortunately for Lester, whenever there was a full moon, he turned into the 'underwear wolf'.
"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"
"What the...I got a paternity suit from that scruffy poodle b***h from Inverness?!"
'So you've turned into a werewolf - you haven't turned into an unhappy werewolf, have you?'
The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!
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'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'
"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"
"Oh, it's not such a bad little island - except when the moon is full and I turn into a wolf."
'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'
The Curse of the Werewolf
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'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'
"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."
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"Why do I always shuffle?"
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"Short back and sides, and front, please."
'We really should get him chipped.'
'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'
"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."