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'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
In your dreams, ladies.
Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
Tags:kevin, count, counts, counting, tic, tics, tic mark, tic marks, mark time, marks time, marking time, identity, identities, name, names, tick mark, tick marks, tick, ticks, anniversary, anniversaries, passage of time, passages of time, thirty, thirties, thirtieth birthday, 30th birthday, 30, birthday, birthdays
'Steve hates getting ticks.'
"It's Lyme disease again."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, lyme, lyme disease, deer, reindeer, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, exposure, illness, illnesses, contagion, contagions, disease vector, disease vectors, transmission, disease transmission
"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tags:outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries
'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'
Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'
Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales
Dave had never experienced nervous ticks until just before his nature channel debut
Sympathy Cards: Mange, Fleas, Fur Balls, Ticks, Shedding.
"Same old, same old - Les took an arrow in the kidney, the kids all have Lyme disease, and Emily was nailed by an S.U.V."
Tags:deer, catch-up, catch-ups, catching up, gossip, gossips, gossiping, drama, family drama, family, families, extended family, lyme disease, tick, ticks, deer tick, deer ticks, problem, problems, everyday problems, mundane, mundanity, mundanities, small talk, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, hunting, crash, crashes, crashing, buck, bucks
Places we've been on a dog
"Ticks get all the publicity these days."
"Whew. Thanks for the head-up, Phil."
Tags:mite, mites, flea, fleas, bug, bugs, insect, insects, parasite, parasites, vermin, pest, pests, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, flea bite, flea bites, tick, ticks, scratch, scratches, itch, itchy, itching, close shave, close shaves, near miss, near misses
'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'
Time: 'Uff my time!'
Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!
Tags:beware, caution, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, animal, animals, wild animals, dangerous, risky, insect, insects, bear, bears, snake, snakes, mountain lion, mountain lions, tick, ticks, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park rangers, selfie, selfies, clique, cliques, sequoia, sequoias, california, national park, national parks, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., landmark, landmarks
'Off hand I'd say you have lime disease, but we'll have to run a few tests to be sure.'
Difference between tick and a lawyer - A tick falls off when you're dead.
"We're thinking of moving to another part of the country—somewhere between Lyme disease and killer bees."
Tags:moving, home, homes, house, houses, property, properties, country, region, regions, regional, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, nature, environment, bug, bugs, insect, insects, tick, ticks, lyme disease, killer bees, bee, bees, bumblebee, bumblebees, afraid, scared, paranoid, paranoia, health, mental health, modern life
"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."
"We are Protest-ants!"
"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."
Tags:tick, ticks, paranoia, paranoid, garden of eden, paradise, paradises, garden of earthly delights, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, old testament, genesis, torah, the torah, earthly paradise, check, checks, checking, bite, bites, biting, insect bite, insect bites, bug bit, bug bites, nuisance, nuisances