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'How come time fast-forwards through summer, and slow-mos through school?'
Going Up Fast Forward
"Sorry, son, but you can't fast-forward through the time-outs. We're actually at the game."
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
'We've been on 'fast forward' all day, so we're going to put ourselves on 'hold' for the evening.'
"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."
'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'
'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'