Drinks Order Cartoons and Comics

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die'."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Do you know how to make a fly-juice Martini?"

"Hey buddy, you ever gonna order a drink, or what?"

"What does your mother have to do to get a drink around here?"

Olive Martini Guillotine

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."

"No, dummy...that's not how we use a napkin!"

"I'll have a Mai Tie."

"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"

Where Cream Ale comes from

"Look, just tell me what you want."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."

"Who ordered the arf and arf?"

"Don't offer him cream and sugar. He considers them training wheels."

"Closing time, Jake...LAST CALL!"

007 regretted switching to beer

"Here's the two fingers of whiskeyyou ordered."

"Yesterday we began the study of the straight line. Can someone remind the class of what the definition of straight is?"