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The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries
' ... and a side order of statins.'
'I'll take a dozen balls and a side order of fries.'
'Can I get an order of fries with that?'
'You asked for a little salsa.'
"Do you want fries with that?"
'What no garnish or side salad?'
"The skyscraper comes with your choice of fries, soup or salad."
"If I order the gluten-free version, can I have the gluten on the side?"
Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.
"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."
'The 'Wine & Women' come with a side order of 'Song.''
"Do you want thighs with that?"
'I didn't order garlic bread!'
"Fries with that?"
Sure, I like worms, but I'm sure I like them better with a side of fries.
'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'
Teddy bears dine out: STUFFING!
'Potatoes, rice or stuffing?'
'And another thing - I'm not your side order!'
"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"
"...and how do you like your chips, sir - thin, regular or chunky?"
"And would you like flies with that?"
"The Grumpy Old Man comes with a side of, Get A haircut, Turn That Thing Down or Get Off My Lawn."
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