Oenophiles Cartoons and Comics

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

"Drinking is just part of what I do."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"I make it myself!"

"That's between me and my vintner."

'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'

"So what do you think of it?"

"Remarkably Undrinkable."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'I'm from down the street. Your customer ordered our wine because it is better than yours.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"Yeah, I'd be fine with a world without men, as long as they show me how to make wine, first."

'Remember trying to impress me with your wine knowledge - you didn't know which end the wine came out of.'

"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."

Two wine tasters

'Black currants? Cherries? Tobacco? No, that's not what you're tasting at all.'

'I've tried it - it's a 94.3829366, at best.'

'I drink wine for enjoyment, my husband drinks it for analysis.'

'At least serve me with something better than a $2 bottle of wine.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Oh yes, a younger vintage suits me just fine.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.'

'Not a bad way for an oenophile to go.'

"Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white."