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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
'Sir, I'll need to see more than a birthday card to prove you're sixty five.'
"It's another birthday card for me...!"
Happy birthday to the purrfect pussy cat.
'You know you're 40 when...'
Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.
'You know you're 40 when...'(women)
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
"I had a lovely birthday - my dentist sent me a card."
"I'm told the competition was pretty fierce this year."
Tags:father, fathers, dad, dads, #1 dad, father's day, fathers day, father's day card, father's day cards, competition, competitions, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, fierce competition, fierce competitions, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, greatest dad, greatest dads, world's greatest, worlds greatest
"Three Chairs for the Birthday Boy!"
"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."
Tags:animal, mammal, wildlife, elephant, pachyderm, rhino, birthday, birthdays, pachyderms, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, elephants, never forget, never forgets, never forgetting, long-term memory, long-term memories, forgotten birthday, forgotten birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, forgot, forget, forgets, forgetting, belated
"I'm very touched, fellows."
Tags:mafia, mafia member, mafia leader, mafia leaders, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, touching, touched, perfect gift, perfect present, witness, witnesses, killing, killings, murder, murders, hit man, hit men, hit, hits, whacked, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, crime boss, crime bosses, mob boss, mob bosses, crime syndicate, crime syndicates
"It just doesn't sound right. Grandma's off her rocker again."
"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"
Getting older isn't the same as growing up.
Tags:birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, age, ages, ageing, aging, getting old, getting older, another year, grow up, grows up, growing up, adulthood, young at heart, stay young, staying young, feel young, feeling young, youthful, cutting loose, party, parties, partying, odd man out, odd men out, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
A pinata filled with musical notes.
'Happy Birthday. I got a card and had all your friends in the office sign it.' (Man holding out tiny card).
"It's like I've been 39 years old before."
"He's on a diet so I told him he could HALF his cake and eat it, too."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, greedy pig, greedy pigs, pig, pigs, birthday cake, birthday cakes, cake, cakes, cake lover, cake lovers, dessert lover, dessert lovers, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, big eater, big eaters, diet, diets, dieting, birthday card, birthday cards, have your cake and eat it too, idiom, idioms
Tags:narcissist cards, greeting cards, narcissist, narcissists, birthday, birthdays, bon voyage, narcissist cards, bon-voyage, narcissism, greeting card, birthday card, birthday cards, condolence card, sympathy card, sympathy cards, condolences, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, self centered
"Birthdays are like life... The more you have, the more enlightened you become."