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"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."
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"You're hyper nourished."
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"You're not getting enough proteins."
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"You next fattened child could be your last."
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"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
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Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory
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"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."
"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."
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A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
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A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."
"Dear Santa, Enjoy the fat-free cookies, although you don't strike me as health-conscious."
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"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
"I love this aisle with it's bright and welcoming packages half-filled with air. Snacks! It even sounds dietary."
"I eat green but I don't vote green."
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"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."