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'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'
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Jack 'o-lantern Driving a Train
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Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.
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Which key did you press to get in there?
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The clowns are coming!
'Humor in the snake pit.'
'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'
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'There is no need to be alarmed, Mr. Shaw - there's been a mix-up in the laundry.'
Honey, you better get out here!
Fire alarm - Penalty for improper use, $1,000.
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