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"I'm taking her to get a license. In dog years she's old enough to drive."
"Yes, you do have a license...but it's a dog license, so, no, you can't drive the car!"
'No Your other license.'
"Would you please remove your license from your collar?"
'Chasing cars without a license, your Honor.'
"It doesn't matter if this only happens at the full moon. You still have to pay your dog licence, sir."
'I was a dog for years, but had to seek a new career when I lost my licence.'
'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'
'No license?... You mean you're an illegal beagle?'
Dog licences - 'A Chihuahua, eh? Can you prove that he's in this country legally?'
"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"