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'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."
'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'
'We're in trouble. I've negotiated with a poker face, but never with an encrypted face!'
'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'
'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'
'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'
Although it ruffled some feathers, Ed's new motion-sensing Anti-Shoulder-Surfer Vest was the best security system he'd ever used.
"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"