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'If we gave you nice food you may not want to leave.'
'You haven't touched your lunch.'
"The hospital spent too much on consultants so we've had to cancel the custard!"
'This pan of soapy water...I'm worried that if someone was blind, stupid and had no sense of smell or taste they might think it was soup!'
'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'
"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."
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"Nurse, I have a complaint. I asked for the house fressing for my salad and they put a bandage on it."
'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'
'Yuk! I'm too young to die! Send out for pizza!'
NHS - This is a bring your own food hospital.
"When did the hospital start serving its meals in petrie dishes?"
IV Bags: Main and Afters
'This hospital must have a very clean kitchen. Everthing tastes of soap.'
'Why two bowls of stew? It's happy hour.'
'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'
'Opened up a restaurant that served hospital food.'
NHS Efficiency Drive
'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'
'No, Doctor Kevorkian does not make out the menu!'
"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."
"The operation was a success, it was the hospital food that got him."
"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."