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"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"
"He was doing well at first, but then he started drifting in and out of health coverage."
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"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."
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"Make that sound again, you know, the one that makes me laugh."
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"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"
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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."
"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."
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'The good news is that we can cure you. The bad news is the cure is worse than the disease.'
"Under our holistic approach, Mr. Wyndot, we not only treat your symptoms, we also treat your dog."
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"We've just been given the Christmas menu....Do you want your beans on toast with festive mint sauce?"
"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."
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'He's over the flu, but he hasn't recuperated from the lack of pity.'
"The sarcasm on these get-well cards can't do you any good."
"He should be up and complaining in no time."
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"Well, we removed the growth, but the operation has left you paralyzed from the neck down."
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'There's nothing more we can do...He'll always be a vegetable.'
"He said he makes housecalls, and he'll be here as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith."
"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"
This looks like a job for...Super absorbency!"
"Hopefully he'll be up by morning - I gave him a laxative!"
'He's completely exhausted. Next time you're shopping for shoes, leave your husband at home.'
'He's playing air violin. Studies show it reduces compassion fatigue.'
"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"
'Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win one for 'the gupper'.'