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"Very funny, doc, but don't you think I should have some medicine?"
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"That was my doctor. He's afraid if I don't see him, my cold will clear up on its own."
"Next week we'll try sitting in a chair."
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"Take two pills every four hours. Or, take four pills every two hours and get better even faster." What he thought he heard.
"I think they may be ready for discharge now!"
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'Spirochetes are sentient beings Edward....'
'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'
Stocks are going up as is the chart at the end of the man's bed.
Gallstone patient sees sign - 'this too shall pass.'
How can we improve our health?
'The girls must be feeling better...'
'He's a lot better! He's beginning to act like it was all my fault!'
'You'll feel better now! This is chicken soup!'
'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'
'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'
'Trust me, Harold. I'm getting better every day. I can do this. You're not still angry about yesterday, are you, Harold?'
'Well, we don't have a health care plan, per se. However, our drinking water is laced with chicken soup.'
"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'
Glad to see your flu is down to two boxes of tissues a day.
'Drink a pint of water every two hours, and stay in bed for a week.'
'Try some light nagging tomorrow. He should be ready for a full blown argument by Monday.'
'Look! I know you Mean well, but...' Hospital visitor.