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"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, order, orders, ordering, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, option, options, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, fancy restaurant, inedible, inedible food, hipster, hipsters, fine dining, cuisine, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, comfort food, comfort foods
"You seem perfectly healthy to me."
Tags:donald, trump, the donald, laundry detergent, challenge, deadly, not food, not edible, inedible, poisonous, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, physician, physicians, president, presidents, government, tricked, fooled, internet meme, internet game, internet challenge, social media, social media challenge
'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'
Tags:wolf, wolves, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, gristle, bone, bones, inedible, dog, dogs, wild dog, wild dogs, worthless, useless, tasteless, unappetizing, unappealing, free, frees, freedom, leave, leaves, left, leaving, eat, eats, eating, eater, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"These stem cells taste funny."
Tags:scientist, scientists, lab, lab, laboratory, laboratories, research, researcher, researchers, stem cell, stem cells, stem cell research, biology, biologist, biologists, inedible, eating, unsafe, stupid, stupidity, taste, tastes, funny tastes, funny taste, experiment, experiments, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, test tube, test tubes
A customer eats a book in a bookstore cafe.
"Oh, I'll eat it, but I sure as heck won't wag my tail..."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, food, dog food, unhappy, upset, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, unappetising, unappetizing, unappealing, inedible, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dinnertime
"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, shark attack, shark attacks, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, food, prey, predator, predators, seafood, surfer, surfers, surfing, surfboard, surfboards, inedible, edible, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.
Tags:gluten-free, gluten-free cookie, gluten-free cookies, gluten-free biscuit, gluten-free biscuits, organic, health nut, health nuts, health food, santa, santa claus, father christmas, milk and cookies, christmas, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, bad food, unwanted food, gross, inedible
'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'
"Its DNA is consistent with meat loaf."
Tags:meatloaf, meat loaf, mystery meat, food, meat, mystery, mysterious, unknown, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, d.n.a. testing, food, genetically modified organisms, gmo, g.m.o., science, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, service, dining, dining out, eating out, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, dish, dishes, meal, inedible
"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, hospital stay, hospital food, hospital meal, hospital meals, bad food, bad meal, meal, meals, inedible, unappetizing, unappetising, patient, patients, sick, sickness, ill, illness, stomach problem, stomach problems, stomach trouble, stomach troubles, tummy problem, stomach issues, tummy troubles, food poisoning, die, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, cliche, cliches, hospitalized
"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."
ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.
"I don't need roughage that badly!"
Tags:roughage, inedible, unpalatable, high-fiber diet, fiber, fibre, dietary fiber, high fiber diet, porcupines, hedgehogs, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, wildlife, fibrous, quills, barbs, prickly, spiky, porcupine, hedgehog, gnawer, bear diet, insoluble fiber, whole foods, carbohydrate, colon, digestive track cleaning, indigestible, balanced diet, healthy diet
"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."
"You know, everybody says cafeteria food is good for nothing...but I disagree."
'Hey, your cooking's improving. This looks almost edible!'
"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."
'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'
Not fit for consumption
'I know that parrot is not included in my diet - suggest something else I can eat...'
'There's a recipe for this?'
Inedible foods: Concrete cookies.
'Wow! It must be great to be inedible!'