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"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'
'I'm sorry, we already have a director of security...'
Dream job for couch potato: Arctic Circle Fire Dept.
'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'
'It's my dream to go to medical school, and become a proctologist!'
'It was my childhood ambition. I didn't know about Monday mornings then.'
'I could do that!'
'I'd like to go to law school, but I guess I'm destined to become a frog.'
'You'd better have a little talk with Running Elk -- he wants to be a cowboy when he grows up.'
At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'
'I wanna be an artist - graffiti!'
"You talk as if I enjoy spending the day in a luxury office among rich good looking people."