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'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'
"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'
'And now the song that will launch my singing career.'
'I'm sorry, we already have a director of security...'
Dream job for couch potato: Arctic Circle Fire Dept.
'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'
'I could do that!'
'It was my childhood ambition. I didn't know about Monday mornings then.'
'I'd like to go to law school, but I guess I'm destined to become a frog.'
'You'd better have a little talk with Running Elk -- he wants to be a cowboy when he grows up.'
At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'
'I wanna be an artist - graffiti!'
"You talk as if I enjoy spending the day in a luxury office among rich good looking people."