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"His monogram says it all."
'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'
Intelligent beings from outer space.
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"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."
"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."
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"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."
Tags:office, offices, office mate, office mates, desk, desks, organization, organized, messy desk, messy desks, mess, messy, disorganized, disorganization, counterproductive, counter culture, counter productive, office ettiquete, slob, slobs, sloven, slovenly, misanthrope, misanthropic, non-conformist, non-conformity, disorder, sloppy, untidy, smoker, smokers, drinker, drinkers, bad employee, bad employees, contrarian, contrarians, contrary
Spaced-based Weapons We Need Today
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Stay back 500 feet
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Smart reply has existential crisis
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"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"
"The worst thing about humanity is the people."
Bad sport cards
"I don't like hearing happy stories."
"Gah! Too many people!"
'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'
"Racism and sexism is for stupid amateurs. I'm a professional misanthrope."
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'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'
Kissing Under The Misanthrope
'Springtime, Bah Humbug'
Go Away Tee Shirt
"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."
Tags:technology, tech ban, tech bans, cell phone, cell phones, phone phones, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, phone addictions, tech free zone, tech free zones, family, families, extended family, relatives, relative, annoying relative, in laws, parents in law, husband, husbands, misanthrope, wife, wives
Me vs everybody else
In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People