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Good Gnus-Bad Gnus
"Oh no, you couldn't say 'wildebeest'. You had to say this is my friend 'Jerry the gnu'."
"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"
Tags:pulled over, pulling over, moving violation, moving violations, cop, cops, highway patrol, highway patrol officer, highway patrol officers, lion, lions, gnu, gnus, water buffalo, water buffaloes, savanna, savannas, watering hole, watering holes, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, predator, predators, prey, preying, water ox, ox, oxen
"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
'Natural selection - 'Hi - I'm gnu here.''
The Family Joules: Part 22
Tags:comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, family, families, the family joules, superhero team, superhero teams, super-hero team, super-hero teams, parody, parodies, europe, european, european city, european cities, globe trotter, globe trotters, globe trotting, homophone, homophones, lead, handmade, barren, baron, faint, feint, llama, lama, banned, band, new, gnu, knew, nu
'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'
Safe Water, $1
Tags:pelican, pelicans, pelican crossing, pelican crossings, gnu, gnus, antelope, antelopes, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, safe water, watering hole, watering holes, drinking water, drinking waters, predator, predators, prey, preys, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs
"No gnus is NOT good gnus."
"Yeah, my attack on the gnu made it to the final cut of the documentary and it was shown in slow motion: awesome!"
Tags:wildlife documentary, wildlife documentaries, animal documentary, animal documentaries, nature documentaries, nature documentary, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, predator, predators, prey, preys, gnu, gnus, slow motion, final cut, boast, boasts, boasting, boastful, brag, brags, star, stars, star of the show
Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'
'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'
"Happy Gnu Year!"
Personnel Manager of the Wild...
"I didn't have to fight over Mummy Son: We met at a book-club..."
Tags:antelopes, gazelles, gazelle, impalas, gnu, impala, gnus, eland, elands, antelope, mating ritual, mating rituals, courtship, courtships, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, book clubs, fight, relationship, book club, literature, romance, love, marriage, family, shared interest, shared hobbies
"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"
'happy gnu year.'
"Now, that's rather embarrassing..."
"For full "Lion-Protection", you would need to hire at least three of our agents..."
A styling moose.
'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'
'No gnus is bad news.'
Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'
'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'
Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'