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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."
Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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The new fall content.
The Fall From Grace
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Arresting Adam and Eve
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And on this day, God created children.
Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.
Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.
Some other sins you may enjoy.
"Can I tempt you with an upgrade?"
"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."
"And It counts as one of your 'five a day'!"
"Remember what happened the last time we listened to that fork tongued creature."
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"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."
"Because that's the part I'm suddenly self-conscious about."
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"Adam! Look! it's coming up again!"
'No, you can't have a latte instead!'
'I don't know, it just no longer feels that original.'
The "FALL" of Man
"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"
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