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"It's a stress fracture."
'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
Mummy with a broken leg...
"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."
A woman and a girl are visiting an Osteoporosis Clinic when she pushes on the handle it snaps off
Leg in a sling 'Are you sure this is the correct treatment for a broken leg?'
I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).
"The knees are the first to go."
Tags:knee, knees, santa, santa claus, father christmas, department store santa, department store santas, work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, knee, knees, knee pain, weight, added weight, extra weight, stress fracture, stress fractures, fracture, fractures, sprain, sprains, sprained, fractured, joint, joints, joint pain
A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
Tags:counterweight, counterweights, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds, fracture, fractures, fracturing, broken leg, broken legs, leg, legs, injury, injuries, injured, injuring, ski, skies, skiing, skier, skiers, winter sport, winter sports, culprit, culprits, irony, ironies, ironic, athlete, athletes, athletic, fall, falls, falling, downhill skier, downhill skiers
"Are you sure the doctor said it takes 14 weeks for your leg to heal?"
'Sally, refill this Kleenex dispenser on top of the x-ray illuminator....'
'My start, that doesn't look too bad to me....
'Call that a broken leg? You look okay to me!'
"I'd say it's a pretty safe bet to say that you have an airline fracture."
"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."
when you said you had a sore head...
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical practitioner, medical practitioners, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, surgery, ailment, hospital, medicine, medical, operation, operation, diagnosis, diagnoses, condition, conditions, saw, tenon saw, tenon saws, tool, tools, appendages, appendage, damage, fracture, accident, accidents, accidental, diy, do it yourself, patient, health, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misunderstands, misunderstand
FRAAACK!: "Excuse me."