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"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."
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The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.
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A man waits for his child on a snail animal ride.
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"You got lucky with that field trip, Phil. But it'll never work a second time."
"Oh, I had dreams of making it to the big show in the Bronx, but I never got beyond the petting zoo."
Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.
'Watch your hands.'
Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House
Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.
"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to
'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'
"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"
Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.
Please do not pet the grapes.
'Seriously, that guy was such an idiot he wasn't even worth wasting spit on...'
"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"
'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'
'Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I lose my job at the Petting Zoo.'
'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'
'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'
Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!
"I escaped from the petting zoo after years of exploitation: I couldn't stand anybody touching me anymore..."