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"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.
'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'
You Are Here - Pampoos
"Look, Grandpa! The baby's got his daddy's eyes, and your bladder!"
'Don't be alarmed - loss of bladder control is a side effect of receiving my bill.'
'This went faster before his bladder gave out.'
Incontinent Old Lady.
"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."
'My problem is much bigger than I thought.'
'Old women on bus trip running into WC'
'Make sure you wear this scuba suit to the court room when we go for the bladder control lawsuit.'
Still Young At Heart Adult Diapers
'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'
"On the plus side we've managed to develop fantastic bladder control."
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!
"That's disgusting! Can't you go ashore when you want a pee?"