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"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."
"I like the big questions - but I'm more comfortable with money."
'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'
Art versus Commerce
"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."
"And now what will you do with your advanced arts degree now that we no longer have any culture?"
". . . and what will you do with your advanced arts degree now that we no longer have any culture?"
"Engineering? Why do females try to take over male fields?!"
The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.'
'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'
'Finally, my art degree is worth something.'
'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'
'With your liberal arts background, you should be able to walk into any employer's office and say with the utmost confidence, 'Wherefore art thou, Romeo?''
"You CAN learn important lessons in leadership from studying the arts. . . but I was thinking Hamlet rather than a contemporary dance."
"Yeah, it's not much of a job. But a degree in 4th Century Etruscan Art can be a little limiting."