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"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
The Big Tipper
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"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
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"Daddy made it a point not to wear gold cufflinks when he did his Christmas tips."
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"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."
"How much do you tip your genie?"
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A customer in a bank sees a sign reading, "Tipping Permitted", beside a teller's window.
"How much do we have to leave to avoid a social-media incident?"
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"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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"For six or more gallstones we add an eighteen percent gratuity.''
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"The extra fifteen per cent is for the rain forest."
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"How much do you tip a masseuse?"
"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."
"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."
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"Morris, did you forget to schmeer Carlos for Christmas?"
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"Sorry, I don't tip. I find it degrading."
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