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"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."
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"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."
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"What can I say? I was an English major."
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'Take my word for it. The answer is two. I'm a college graduate.'
'I don't deserve the job, but I'll get it because I went to Harvard.'
'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'
Broke parents of a college graduate.
'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'
"Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations..."
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'I feel sorry for those college graduates. They're worse off than us. They have to pay of $30,000 in student loans.'
"Someday I'll even things up by getting a job where I'm totally underqualified."
The mind is a terrible thing to waste.
'The average college graduate has $29,400 in student debt. How come you have $37,000?'
"I never graduated from college. I got caught cheating on my ethics exam."
I was hired as a receptionist. When I got my college degree, I was promoted.
'It's not the peasants, majesty! They're college grads seeking career work.'
Of course I don't seem too smart to my teacher. She's a college graduate.
"Baldo, this is Jim. Today's his first day."
'It's two. Trust me. I'm a college graduate.'
A credit to his species...
'We've been looking to hire some young brains.'
"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."
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