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"Mommy you're perfect!"
Tags:mom, moms, mommy, mommies, mummy, mummies, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, family life, family-life, kid, kids, offspring, perspective, perspectives, perfection, childhood, mothers day, mothers' day, selfless, selflessness, childraising, child raising, child rearing, child-rearing
"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
Tags:park, parks, slide, slides, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, play-ground, play-grounds, childhood, childhoods, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, validation, validations, parenting style, parenting styles, parenthood, parenthoods, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, modern families, insecurity, insecurities, child raising, childraising, child-raising, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearing
"There but for the grace of God, go our children."
Tags:childraising, childrearing, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child raising, child rearing, kid, kids, child, teen, teens, teenager, teen rebellion, teen rebellions, teenage rebellion, teenage rebellions, youthful rebellion, youthful rebellions, rebel, rebels, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashions, punk, punks
"Where can I get one of those?"
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, backpacks, baby, backpack, babies, baby carrier, baby carriers, baby-carrier, baby-carriers, marsupial, marsupials, roo, roos, joey, joeys, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, parenting, parenthood, parenting accessory, motherhood accessory, childraising, child-raising, child raising
"What part of this don't you understand?"
'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'
"Quick! ...Do it now!"
Tags:kid, kids, childraising, child raising, parent, parents, parenting, parenting style, parenting styles, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, dad, dads, teen, teens, empty nest, empty nests, teenager, bird, birds, nest, nests, chick, chicks, parenting book, parenting books
"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."
"If you wanted me to play outside more, you should have raised me free range."
Tags:sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, free range, free-range, modern life, modern lifestyles, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, childrearing, childraising, child-rearing, child-raising, parenting style, parenting styles, parenthood, motherhood, lazy, laziness, screen time, outdoors, playing, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices
Parent Involvement Tip #1
Tags:parents night, parents nights, parent's night, parent's night, parents' night, parents' night, teacher, parent, parents, teachers, conference, conferences, parenting, parenthood, family life, childraising, child raising, childrearing, child rearing, child rearer, child rearers, slogan, slogans, teacher training, school reports, school report
"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."
Tags:kwarky, child rearing, childrearing, child-raising, child-rearing, child raising, childraising, parenting, parent, parents, parenthood, family life, family-life, chore, chores, moral, morals, morality, manners, good manners, morality, modern life, childhood, childhoods, modern childhood, modern childhoods, grandparent, grandparents, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, values, life lesson, life lessons
"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, bat, bats, wildlife, upbringing, upbringings, childhood, childhoods, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, adoption, adoptions, adopted, tree squirrel, tree squirrels, mammal, mammals, unusual upbringing, unusual upbringings, childraising, child raising, child-raising
Hektor Karnickle - abandoned as a baby, then adopted and raised by idiots.
"I got in trouble with my mom and she started yelling 'Wait till your father gets home!' I wonder what she meant by that..?"
Tags:single mom, single moms, single mum, single mums, single mother, single mothers, single parent, single parents, single parent family, single parent families, family life, family-life, kid, kids, role model, role models, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, divorce, divorces, childraising, childrearing, child raising, child-raising, child-rearing, child rearing
"I was a much better parent before I had children."
''I blame my parents, Judge! They raised me to believe I was above the law!"
"Mommy and daddy will come back when you two learn how to share."
Tags:sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, parenting, parenthood, child rearing, child-rearing, child-raising, childrearing, childraising, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, kid, kids, squabble, squabbling, squabbles, fight, fights
"From tomorrow you're going to live over at 114. We've outsourced your childhood."
"Sure you take off with the flock and leave me here stuck with the kids!"
"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, therapist's couch, blame game, blame games, ashamed, shame, shameful, parent, parents, black sheep, parenting, parenthood, child rearing, childraising, child-raising, child-rearing
"Not dogs. I was raised by cats, so I may occasionally knock things off the table."