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"If I ever have children, it'll be the natural way. In vitro."
"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."
Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.
"The dish ran away with the spoon? -- What is this, a soap opera?"
"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
"er...ah...I had no idea he was her husband. I thought he was like any other fork in the road."