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"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
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"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."
"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"
'I should never have run off with him.'
'Antelope can't elope.'
Runaway Crisis Center.
'Dear, did you have to bring the whole gang to our elopement?'
"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"
'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'
'My daughter eloped with a mime...'
'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'
'I'm sorry, Dorothy. I've decided to marry your sister.'
'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'
When rich kids elope, they take skycaps!
'I don't want to hear one more word about eloping...you two are getting married on 'The Jerry Springer Show', and that's the end of that story.'
They ran off with some blooming worms!
'That's it, lad - get her NOW before she balloons up like her mother!'
How the dish was able to run away with the spoon
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"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
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