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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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The self-esteem police go to the olympics
Tags:olympics, olympics games, sport, sports, sports competition, sports competitions, self-esteem, self-esteem police, participation award, participation awards, wrapped in cotton wool, wrap in cotton wool, overprotective, overprotectiveness, pc brigade, good intentions, good intention, failure, fail, loser, losers, losing
Good intentions last a month on average
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New Year's resolutions only last for about a month
"The freed hostages were then offered counseling. Most refused and had to be rounded up and forced to go."
"Master, what is the best thing I can do for the poor?"
To Do List: Get out of bed.
"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."
Tags:food, food waste, reducing food waste, leftover, leftovers, saving, save, freeze, freezing, freezer, freezer food, good intentions, good intention, guilt, guilty, doing your bit, doing my bit, saving the planet, save the planet, middle-class problems, first world problems, middle-class problem, first world problem
'I hate 'make a difference day'.'
'Modern women: part nurturer, part healer, part seeker of clues.'
'AACK!! Too much information!'
'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'
"During the collection, please remember that the road to our church is currently paved with good intentions."
'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'
"Congratulations! You've won the bid."
"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."
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Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!
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"I called on the better angels of my nature...boy, was that a mistake!"
"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."
"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."
Tags:trial, trials, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, client, clients, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, robbed, knocked, over, liquor store, liquor stores, good intention, good intentions, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence attorney, defence attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, court, courts, trial, trials
Hades' Spawn Shop.
Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.
'Remember our former product, 'The Resolution', that people only used on January 2nd of each year?'