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'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'
All profits go directly to charity
'Oh sure...That's easy with no overhead.'
'We did a great job obtaining non-profit tax status. That calls for bonuses all around!'
'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'
"I'm putting all the profits back into research."
I May Or Not Accept Your Donation
"Ms. Jones, please contact my accountant and have him send out a large charitable donation ASAP."
'What should we ask for first?'
'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'
'All profits go directly to charity'
'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'
"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."
"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."
"As I see it, our only out is to apply for not-for-profit status."
"I work for a 'not for profit' organization. Of course up till last year we were a 'for profit' organization..."
"Didn't I just give to your organization last year?"