Recovering Cartoons and Comics

Healed!

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

Trump Fatigue

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

'I can do it! I'm walking!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'You are getting better but you're not out of the woods yet.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Name, please?"

"My back is fine. My mind went out."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Congratulations! I think we got it all."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

'You'll be in stitches after the surgery, so it will only hurt when you laugh.'

"Normally the illness lasts for about seven days, but with these drugs it will be over in a week!"

"I'm hoping to buy back everything I lost in the divorce at the garage sale she's having."

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

"He's doing great—he'll be back in a vegetative state in no time."

"Your mother just wants to let you know that she's finally over her postpartum depression."

'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'