Recovering Cartoons and Comics

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'I can do it! I'm walking!'

'You are getting better but you're not out of the woods yet.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"My back is fine. My mind went out."

"Congratulations! I think we got it all."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

'You'll be in stitches after the surgery, so it will only hurt when you laugh.'

"Normally the illness lasts for about seven days, but with these drugs it will be over in a week!"

"I'm hoping to buy back everything I lost in the divorce at the garage sale she's having."

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

"Your mother just wants to let you know that she's finally over her postpartum depression."

"He's doing great—he'll be back in a vegetative state in no time."

'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'

"Well, so long, Eddie. The recession's over."

A Commitment Addict

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

These are pictures of my grandchildren...' 'She's back to her old self.'