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"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."
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"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."
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"I want you to find a way to blame all this on El Nino."
"I believe in the power of positive thinking! If we stay positive, the snow will come!"
"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."
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'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'
"I thought he was on our side, capitano!"
Drought in the Caribbean
El Nino and the World's Climate
"Quick! Tell me again! Is it El Nino or La Nina?"
'You never know where El Nino will strike next!'
'Relax, it's just an 'el niño' year!'
'Maybe el niño has effected their sense of direction.'
'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'
'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'
El Nino has become an adult!
'Ralph, the toilet is overflowing.'
'Perhaps we could blame it on El Nino?'
'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'
'El Nino now.'
"...We could be talking waterfront here!"