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"Would you like the tires checked, also?"
'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.
"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."
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And could you put in a louder horn?'
"I've come for your tires."
Tags:grim reaper, the grim reaper, death, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, car repair, tyre, tyres, tire, tires, car tyre, car tyres, car tire, car tires, automobile, automobiles, auto, autos, ripoff, ripoffs, rip-off, rip-offs, rip off, rip offs, ripped off, ripped-off, con, cons, con artist, con artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'
'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'
"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."
'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'
"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."
Tags:auto mechanic, auto mechanics, garage, garages, car mechanic, car mechanics, engine, engines, engine problem, engine problems, gas station, gas stations, petrol station petrol stations, petrol pump, petrol pumps, car repair, car repairs, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts, auto enthusiast, auto enthusiasts
'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'
"Mr. Hanlon will be out for a few weeks. His spent fuel rods are being removed."
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'Sorry about that, sir. The decimal point was in the wrong place.'
Ben Franklin jump starts his car.
"When you picked up your car, Mr. Ferguson, after we did the hoses, did you see Luther's shoes?"
Break Down in Communication
"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."
"We've located the problem, sir. It was a breakdown in communication between the engine management system and the working parts!"
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When The Car Is Being Repaired.
My broom's in the shop.
"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."
'The dealer says the warranty is good for the life of the car but he's not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"
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'What seems to be the problem?'